Masti Everytime
Everyday is Masti Time And We All are Always Enjoy.
Party All Night - BOSS
Ab apni ke taareef karoon
Uparwale se main daroon
Je koi bane ghana landlord
Une maar ghusand
Neeche main dharoon
Hum Haryana ke iklote King
Bahut hai apni fan following
Par apne ko koi fark ni padta
Woi hai sabka karta-dharta
Dil ka hoon thoda rangeen
Par bhens ke aage na bajata been
Mujhko toh tu aa gi pasand
C'mon baby don't be mean
Aaja tene sair kara doon
Gucci Louis tane diwa doon
Akshay Kumar toh bhai hai apna
Tu bol toh sahi photo kara doon
Hmmm..
Yo Yo Hony Singh ...
Honey Singh's Wife ..
So, Beatifull...
Oye.!!!!
Teacher KAKE nu…
Teacher…KAKE tu school late kyo ayea..
KAKA…Ji mai supne vich Canada gya si
Teacher SANTE nu par tu kyo late ayea..
SANTA…Ji mai KAKE nu airport chhadn gya si..
Ik vaar ik bacha ghabraya hoya school to aunda hai te apne papa
nu kehnda daddy main kal school nahi javanga
uda daddy kenda ki hoya putt
bacha kenda aj sada school ch vajan(weight) kitta c mainu lagda
kal kitte vech he naa den..
Pehla amli- yaar doctor operation toh pehla behosh kuin krde ne..?
duja amli- je beshosh na kaarunge ta mareej operation na sikh lau...
Patient: Dr. Sahab mainu bimari eh hai k khaan ton baad bhukh ni lagdi..
te saun ton baad neend ni aundi te kamm karaaN taa main thakk jaanda haan..
Doctor: Saari saari raat dhupp ch baitho theek ho jaaoge...
ik baar ik amli sadak de kinare te ja reha c,usdi nazar kandh te payi,jiste likheya c k PARHAN WALA BANDAR ,
usnu gussa aaya te usne socheya k is trah taan oh bandar ban geya te usne oh line mita k likh dita 'LIKHAN WALA BANDAR'.....
1 Kisaan luti hui izzat k halat me Gaon me aaya
Sab ne pucha- Kya hua
Kisaan- Shahar me Anaaj bech rha tha "GEHOON LE LO"
Kamino ne Samjha
" GAY-HU-LE-LO"..
Boy - Bhgwan kya shadi se pehle
kisi
Ldki k sath sona pap h?,
Bhgwan - Bilkul nhi,
...
Pr haramkhoro 2m us raat sote hi kaha ho***
Smjhdar thoko likes Baki beth kr Doremon or Nobita dekho ,..
8 Common lines after getting drunk..
1. tu mera bhai hai..
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2. Gaadi main chalauga..
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3. Mai teri Dil se izzat kartha hu!
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4. Aaj chad nahi rhi hai yaar!
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5. Ye mat samajh ki mai pee kar bol raha
hu!
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6. 1 Chota sa peg aur ho jaye!
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7. Tu bol bhaI kya chahiye, tere liye jaan
Hazir hai!
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The best one
8. Kal se daru Band...
Santa enters a store that sells curtains.
He tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.”
He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman asked what size curtains he needed.
Santa replies, “Fifteen inches.”
“Fifteen inches?” asked the salesman. “That sounds very small, what room are they for?”
Santa tells him that they aren’t for a room, they are for his computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, “But, sir, computers do not have curtains
Santa says, “Hellllooooooooo……..I’ve got Windows!”
Ik vaar ik Bewkoof Cycle te ik kudi nu bithai ja reha hunda hai..
Laago di usda Yaar langda hoya usnu dekh lenda hai....Yaar kehnda: Kithe layi jaana mashooq nu..
Bewkoof jawab dinda hai: Mashooq hou teri , meri tan eh bhen a...
Ik ware ik banda sharab de nashe ch taxi ch betha c,bolya airport le chal,
Taxiwal- tusi airport te he ho
Banda- 50 rupee dinda hoya kehan laga k age to ene tej gadi na chalaye...
Logon se Pange b honge,
Ghar mei Dange b honge,
Jisne yahan joke na post kiya,
Uske 12 Bachche honge,
2 Ganje, 2 Naughty or 8 Lafange honge ...
A boy to a girl--"aao sohneyo sade dil de andhar lang aao"
girl--" jutti lawan??"
boy--" na ji edan he ajo, apan kehra akhand path rkhya aa!!"
santa zindagi toh tang aa ke-rabba chak lai....
Awaaz sun ke yamdut pragat hoya te kehnda-chal aa jaa....
santa-o rabba hun banda mazaak v na kare....!!!
Kudi waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho?
Munda: Haan
Kudi waley: Sharaab?
Munda : Haan
Kudi waley: Drugs?
Munda : Haan
Kudiwaley : Jua?
Munda: Haan
Kudi waley: Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive bhi hai?
Munda: Haanji, HIV+.
Kasam se aap bahut khubsurat ho Duniya ki nazaro se khud ko bacha lo,
Kajal ka tika to apke liye kum hai!
1 kala"TAWA" hi gale me latka lo*...
1 Pagal Khane Me sabhi Pagal Nach Rahe The
1 Pagal Khamosh Betha Tha
Dr. Ne Pucha- Tum Khamosh Q Bethy Ho
Pagal Ne Kaha- Bewkuf, Mai Dulha Hu..
A little boy was doing maths homework, saying to himself, 2+5 the son of bitch is 7,
3+6 the son of bitch is 9
His mother heared this & asked "what r u doing?"
Boy, "doing my maths' homework".
Mom: & this is how ur teacher taught u?
Boy: "Yes"
Infurriated mother called the teacher: R u teaching maths to children by saying 2+2, the son of bitch is 4?
Teachr started laughing & answerd: "what I taught them was, 2+2 THE SUM OF WHICH IS 4...
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Moral: aur padhao punjabi bachyan nu English Medium..
